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Jul

Signs you may have a drinking problem

You fall off the floor quite often
The whole bar says Hi when you come in …
Hangovers have become an alternative lifestyle
Bill & Hillary Clinton are starting to make sense
You lose most of the arguments with inanimate objects
You have a Reserved Parking space at your liquor store
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You dont recognize people, unless seen through bottom of glass
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
You think the 4 Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol & Women

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