This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs. When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob. Ill give you $500 if youll drop the towel, Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.

Before she could say a word, however, her husband yelled out, Hey, was that Rob with that $500 he owes me?

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