65 Bumper Stickers!

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1. Constipated People Dont Give A Shit.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Dont Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Dont Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Dont Succeed…blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

12. Impotence: Natures Way Of Saying No Hard Feelings.

13. If You Can Read This, Ive Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.

15. Its Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

16. If Youre Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17. Youre Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full – Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Werent Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Cant Quite Remember My Name

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off

28. Cover Me Im Changing Lanes

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then Youre Doing It Wrong…

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service! Gals: No Shirt, No Charge!

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

44. Ax Me About Ebonics

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

47. Cat: The Other White Meat

48. Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!

49. Dont Be Sexist – Broads Hate That

50. Heart Attacks… Gods Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

51. Honk If Youve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

53. If You Cant Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

54. Money Isnt Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55. Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.


58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62. BEER: Its not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So youre a feminist…Isnt that precious.

64. I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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