and he walks up to the cashier and asks do you have any grapes?the cashier responds..No this is a department store we dont sell food we sell clothes!so the duck leaves… and comes back the next day..
he walks up to the cashier and asks..
do you have any grapes?
the cashier responds,
no we are a department store we dont sell grapes..we sell make upthe duck leaves and comes back the next day…he walks up to the cashier and asks..
do you have any grapes?and the cashier frustrated says,
no for the final time we dont sell grapes and if you ask again I WILL NAIL YOUR DUCK FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!the duck leaves…and comes back the next day…
he walks up to the cashier and asks,
do you have any nails?
the cash register responds…
No.
so the duck asks..
do you have any grapes?
16
Feb
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.