Old and New Jokes

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! Youre cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? Theyre going to STICK! Careful… CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when youre cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Dont forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!The wife stared at him. What the hell is wrong with you? You think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?The husband calmly replied, I wanted to show you what it feels like when Im driving with you in the damn car.