Old and New Jokes

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.



A man comes in and asks the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting

drunk?



Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.



Man: So what happened thats so horrible?



Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.



Man: Ok, but thats not so bad.



Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.



Man: So what happened then?



Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.



Man: and then?



Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.



Man: Again?



Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.



Man: So, what did you do then?



Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.



Man: and then?



Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.



Man: Hmmm…



Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.



Man: So, what did you do?



Farmer: Well, I didnt have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…..