APPETIZERS

ROSE LOPEZ NACHOS………….$3.55
Spicy, with a thick Spanish Accent,Nachos
havent been this good since.. I cant
remember!

SOUPS & SALADS

DEJURY………………….$3.95
Aged for one year. May be bitter.

KATO SALAD…………………$3.95
An Empty head of lettuce with very little
dressing

FROM THE BAR

PAULA BARBIERI COCKTAIL…$4.95
Cool, with a little honey on the side. Goes
down real easy.

MARCIA CLARK BEER…………$2.85
We thought we had a case, but now were not
sure.

SANDWICHES

SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH…….$3.95
Full of bologna and hard to swallow, but a lot
of people are buying it.

FROM THE GRILL

MARK FURMAN CHICKEN….$4.95
Absolutely NO dark meat!

DENNIS FUNG PLATE…………$22.95
Grilled detective served open faced. May be
contaminated.

DESSERTS

Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The
lawyers have taken all the dough.