Old and New Jokes

Dog Breeds that did not make it:



Deerhound + Terrier

Derriere, a dog thats true to the end



Spitz + Chow Chow

Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot



Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier

Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries



Great Pyrenees + Dachshund

Pyradachs, a puzzling breed



Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso

Peekasso, an abstract dog



Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle



Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever

Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists



Newfoundland + Basset Hound

Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors



Terrier + Bulldog

Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes



Bloodhound + Labrador

Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly



Malamute + Pointer

Moot Point, owned by…oh, well, it doesnt matter anyway



Collie + Malamute

Commute, a dog that travels to work with you



Bloodhound + Borzoi

Bloody Bore, a dog thats not much fun



Pointer + Setter

Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet



Collie + Lhasa Apso

Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport