Heard at a rock concert at La Trobe University,
Melbourne Australia.

I had a major argument with my girlfriend, Helen. I was in the wrong,
but not enough to back down without an argument.

So after storming away, and cooling off, I had a think. I was
clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma
it had caused.

So to make it up to Helen, I said Id buy her a gift.

Any thing at all, my love, I said, overcome with remorse.

Oh, I dont know, replied Helen,You really shouldnt do
this you know. But, if you are, just get me something
really expensive, that I dont need.

The following day I booked her in for chemotherapy.