In The News – Excerpts from the LA Times

Included Late Night humor

A failing Mexican economy is expected to have a dramatic impact on the United States. All of our big companies may have to move back.

OJ UPDATE: In light of damaging testimony given by Ron Shipp, Simpsons Dream Team will now be referred to as the Dream Interpretation Team. Shipp added that his cousin Johnnie Cochrans dream finally came true. Robert Shapiro finally sat down and shut up.

Defense lawers referred to OJ as the embodiment of the American Dream. Of coarse, theyve also referred to sulferic acid as Americas Favorite Thirst Quencher.

Theyre going to re-release OJs movie and re-name it Naked Gun 33 1/3 to Life. The Fox movie about OJ wasnt very up to date. It had him saying he was inside the house sleeping when the crime was comitted. Where have they been? That was like two alibis ago.

And finally, in other news – Astronomers are overwhelmed by massive amounts of information obtained from the Hubble Space Telescope. Even with all this new data, they still cant pronounce Uranus in public without giggling.

PS – for the person who caught my faux-pas (18th amendment vs 21st) fortunately, I dont author these things I just share em with the net (with some minor editing), but unfortunately I dont research them either… OOPS!

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