Typical macho man marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:

Ill be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I dont expect any hassle from you!

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. Ill go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and dont you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules…any comments?

His new bride matter of factly says, No, thats fine with me.

Just understand one thing… there will be sex here at seven oclock every night – whether youre HOME or not!