You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.
You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.
Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
Instead of a noisemaker, youve fired a shotgun at the sound of
Hamans name.
You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.
You think KKK is a symbol for really kosher.
You think marrying your first cousin is required according to
Jewish law.
You dont ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
When someone shouts Lchaim you respond Lhowdy.
You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special
occasion.