A husband and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, tells him shell see him later, and
walks away.

His wife glares at him and demands, Who was that?!

Oh, replies the husband, that was my mistress.

The wife says, Thats it. I want a divorce.

I understand, replies her husband, but, remember, if you get a
divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering
in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club.
But the decision is yours.

Just as the wife is about to say something, she notices a mutual
friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. Whos that
woman with Jim? she asks.

Thats his mistress, replies her husband.

Ours is prettier, says the wife.