A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the
Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary about
the way of life there.

REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, Im from the BBC and Im gathering
material for a documentary about the way of life in the
remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an
interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you??

SCOTSMAN: Certainly…

REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name?

SCOTSMAN: Well now theres a story. Yknow I deliver the mail round
here, but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they dont.

You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built
more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald
the Croftbuilder? No, they dont.

And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made
several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No,
they dont.

But, I tell you, a moments weakness with just ONE sheep ….

Q: What do you call a Highlander with 4 sheep?

A: A pimp