Replace sand traps with bear traps
When somebodys about to putt, announcer screams, Lets get ready to rumble!
Everyone has to play on their knees, like that hysterical Dorf character
Give the Harlem Globetrotters a set of clubs and let em do their stuff
Have a minister, a priest, and a rabbi play — that always turns out hilarious
Every foursome must contain at least one member of Earth Wind and Fire
Roaming the course: real, live, bloodthirsty pirates
Introduce a genetically engineered super-golfer named Fuzzy Tiger
Find a way to make golf shoes look even fruitier
New rule: miss a putt, swallow a tee

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