Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it. I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every building and home was a banner, said Hussein.

What was on the banner? asked Mr. Bush.

LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN! answered the Iraqi president.

I am so glad that you called, said President Bush, because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner.

What did the banner say? asked Saddam.

I dont know, answered President Bush, I cant read Hebrew.

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