Ebonics Christmas

Twas da night befo Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.

The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.

Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz thats how we live.

And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin phat beats cuz the systems fly.

I bounced to the window at a quarter pas Bout ready to pop a cap in somebodys ass!

well anyway….

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin & just mind yo bidness.

I said, for real doe, come check dis out.

We werent even buggin, no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin an thumpin from around da way

Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.

Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, Ay yo, give it up, lets make some noise!

To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin on a 40, he busted a move.

I yelled up to Santa, Yo aint got no stack! he said, Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But dont worry black, cuz I gots da skillz

I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz.

Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit a b-ball bat.

I said, Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?

he said,You best get on up out my face!

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,

His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.

He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.

Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,

He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof

He jumped in his hooptie wit rims made of chrome,

To tap that big booty waitin at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty…..


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