Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggie.

I would like a Coke, said the second little piggie.

I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggie.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

I want a nice big steak, said the first piggie.

I would like the salad plate, said the second piggie.

I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggie.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

I want a banana split, said the first piggie.

I want a root beer float, said the second piggie.

I want water, lots and lots of water, exclaimed the third little piggie.

Pardon me for asking, said the waiter, but why have you only ordered water?

The third piggies says –

Well, somebody has to go Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!