Quit drinkin gas
Keep your television on a low setting, no higher than channel 5
Recycle Top Ten List entries
Recycle Top Ten List entries
Host late-night talk show that causes millions of Americans to turn off their television sets
Crap, thats a hard question… is wrestling on?
Instead of motor oil, lubricate your cars engine with Oil of Olay
Turn off the lights at Shea Stadium – would it really matter?
Say goodbye to your electric razor – get yourself some Epil-Stop & Spray
Become President – ignore the problem completely

MMI, Viacom Internet Services Inc.