A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. Hes allowed to say only two words every 7 years.

After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.

Cold floors, he says. They nod and send him away.

7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and says, Bad food. They nod and send him away.

7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. I quit, he says.

Thats not surprising, the elders say… Youve done nothing but complain since youve been here!