Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his ass.

If you dont mind me saying, said the second, that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why dont you take it out?

I cant, lamented the first man. Its permanent.

I dont understand, said the other.

The first guy says, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish.

And I said … No shit?