Ebonics 101

Welcome to EBONICS 101

Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar…

Damn- that shit is DOPE!

That is a wonderful concept/object/action.

Cant FADE that.

I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that concept at this time.

Shante aint havin it.

This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.

Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats.

Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.

YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!

Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?

JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN it!

I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.

Whats up? Why you ALL UP in my shit!?!

Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.


The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existent at this time.

Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOVE!

Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.

STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEINER…

It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as I will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your buttocks with my 9mm pistol.

Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN!?!~~~~

Why are the police officers always worried?

Friday night- COLD CHILLIN with a 40 and a BLUNT.~~~~

It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.

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