Old and New Jokes

He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?. Sure its easy. replied the neurosurgeon. All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and youll be a Newfie. He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeons knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patients brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patients brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patients bed as the patient recovered from the anaesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him Im terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain. The patient replied Quest-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?