Old and New Jokes

AOL:

America Online, this is Sue speaking.



Caller:

Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.



AOL:

Okay, maam, whats your question?



Caller:

Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called cybersex… does this cost extra?



AOL:

:::quiet laugh in the background::: Well maam… I dont know how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.



Caller:

Oh really? My friends said

they got it from AOL.



AOL:

Well its something members typically do when they go to a chat room.



Caller:

Hmmmm…I dont understand, what is cybersex??



AOL:

Im sorry, I really dont

know how to explain it.



Caller:

Hmmm..well, have you

ever had cybersex?



AOL:

Maam, I dont think thats an appropriate question to be asking me. Is there anything else you need?



Caller:

Sorry, like I said I dont even

know what it is.



AOL:

Thats okay maam,

anything else?



Caller:

Yes, I have one more question.



AOL:

Go ahead…



Caller:

What are you wearing?



AOL:

click