Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.

Ya mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.

Yo Mama is so UGLY when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mamas so fat when she went on a diet Bluebell went outta business.

Yo mama so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection!!!

Yo mama is so stupid she wants to be a blonde.

Yo mama so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank the alarm goes off!!!!!!

yo mama is so poor she went to Wendys and put a frosty on lay-away.

Yo mamas so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.

yo mamas teeth are so yellow , i cant believe its not butter!

Yo momma so stupid she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the televison

Yo mama so stupid…. she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company!!!!!

your moma is like the billsberry boughboy, everyone gets a poke…

Ya mamma so ugly they mash her face in dough and make monster cookies for halloween

Yo Mama so fat when she jumps into the pool, the other swimmers can go surfing

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama so fat when I watch t.v. and she walks in front of it, I miss 3 episodes of my show.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the talking scale it told her to get off.

yo mama so fat they had to baptize her at seaworld.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she took you to the zoo the zoo keeper said Thanks for bringing her back

yo mama is so fat she had on a green and red dress everybody yelled out watermelon

yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

when she steps on a scale it reads, TO BE COUNTINUED!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.