How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who cant even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Its one of those evolutionary things that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with A man once told me…
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How do you fix a womans watch?
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women cant shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. Hell shut up once you let him in.
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Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who wont do what shes told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didnt know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a womans sex drive by 90%.
Its called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be eq