Q: What is an Israeli sea captain called?

A: Yom Skipper

In some sections of Miami, Cuban tuffs never ask the tourists what time it is – they just take their watches.

The Englishmans paramour told him she was pregnant, and said, If you do not marry me, I shall kill myself.

Oh I say! replied her lover, You really are a decent sort.

The people of Jamaica are proud of their heritage of mixed blood. The other week, there was a race riot in Kingston, and the majority of the crowd couldnt figure out who to scream at.

A friend of mine, a young Chinese girl, recently opened a restaurant in Columbia. I asked her what she thought of Red China. She said, You have to have the right tablecloth.

An Arab looked at his land. It was barren, not a drop of water or even a cloud in sight.

Allah is good. Allah is great. he intoned. But Allah doesnt know a damn thing about farming.

Large cities such as New York may be melting pots, but some of the inhabitants still remain a lil tuff.

Two Puerto Ricans robbed a bank and were mugged by a group of Russian Mafia on the way to their get-away car.

A woman slipped over the edge of her balcony and landed unconscious on the grass below.

A passing Frenchman commented, Such sottise. Zese Americans are so extravagant. She was probably good for another year or two.