Old and New Jokes

A man calls home to his wife and says,Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. Well be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion Ive been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? Were leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?He says, Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike.But why didnt you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?The wife replies, I did, theyre in your tackle box.