There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, Were going to die! Were going to die! Theres no food! No water! Were going to Die! The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. Dont you understand?!? Were going to die!! The second man replied, You dont understand, I make $100,000 a week. The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, What difference does that make?!? Were on an island with no food and no water! Were going to DIE!!! The second man answered, You just dont get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!
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