10
Oct
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel?
Slim says, I feel just like a newborn baby.
Really!? Like a newborn baby!?
Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.