When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

– Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots

Theyre multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.

– Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

The internet is a great way to get on the net

– Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and Im just the one to do it.

– A congressional candidate in Texas

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