Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house.

The second man steps up to tee and says, Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car.

The third man steps up and says, My son is so wealthy that he bought his lover a whole summer home in Miami.

Finally, the fourth man goes to tee and he says, Well, my son isnt rich and self-made like yours and hes gay, and from what I hear, despite my objections, he has 3 separate lovers and from them he just got a new house, a new car, and a summer home in Miami.