Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess

happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, I

was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.

One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can

marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my

meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy

doing so.

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, I dont think so.