Theres a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "Im not a bush fan." The teacher says, "Why arent you a bush fan?" Johnny says, "Im an Al Gore fan" The teacher asks why hes an Al Gore fan. The boy says, "Well, my moms an Al Gore fan and my dads an Al Gore fan, so Im an Al Gore fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if youre mom was a moron and youre dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."