Attainable New Years Resolutions
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- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Watch more TV. Ive been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
- Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see
the largest ball of twine. - Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Not have eight children at once.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Start being superstitious.
- Personal goal: bring back disco.
- Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura.
- Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings.
- Buy an 83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo
system. - Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic
words. - Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a
chain or rope for a belt. - Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
- Not eat cloned meat.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more toys.
- Get further in debt.
- Not believe politicians.
- Break at least one traffic law.
- Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
- Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
- Stay off the MIR space station.
- Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
- Not swim with piranhas or sharks.
- Associate with even worse business clients.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of
them. - Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Mope about my faults.
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