Old and New Jokes

God speaks through billboards. New public service billboards created by a Dallas advertising agency (don’t know exactly who?) are getting big attention in Dallas AND in the awards annuals. Heres a list of the variations of the God Speaks billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included….



Lets meet at my house Sunday before the game.-God

Cmon over and bring the kids. -God

What part of Thou Shalt Not… didnt you understand?-God

We need to talk. -God

Keep using my name in vain, Ill make rush hour longer. -God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God

That Love Thy Neighbor thing… I meant it. -God

I love you and you and you and you and… -God

Will the road youre on get you to my place? -God

Follow me. -God

Big bang theory, youve got to be kidding. -God

My way is the highway. -God

Need directions? -God

You think its hot here? -God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

Do you have any idea where youre going? -God

(And my personal favorite)

Dont make me come down there! -God