Old and New Jokes

A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, grandpa, talk like a frog.



The Grandpa replied What?, Im not going to talk like a frog!



The little boy again asked, come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.



Grandpa again said No! Go bother your grandmother.



The little boy finally gave up and left.



A little while later the little boys sister came in and said Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?



Grandpa of course replied, NO!



The little girl then said Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog?



Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said, what is it with you and your brother, why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?



The little girl looked at her grandpa and said Well last night daddy told us that when you croak we are going to go to Disney World.