Old and New Jokes

Theres a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.



At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.



Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybodys amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke! Why dont you order a Guinness? his colleagues ask.



Naah. If you guys wont drink beer, than neither will I.