(A joke that I heard on the radio this morning.)

President Clinton and his family went out one evening to a baseball game. When the home teams catcher heard that the president was sitting in the stands, he went over to Bill and whispered something in his ear.

Bill smiled. A few minutes later, the catcher came over and said Its time, Mr. President.

Bill lifted Hillary over his head, spun around a few times, and flung her over the railing onto the field.

The catcher, who looked surprised, ran over to the president and said, You seem to have misunderstood my request. I wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!