A man is troubled by his lust for women (yeah, right). He prays to God and says, God, why did you have to make women so beautiful?

God replies, So men would like them.

God, why did you make women so soft and sexy?

God replies, So men would like them.

And the man says, God, why did you make women so darned irresistible?

And God, infinitely patient, replies, So men would like them.

In confusion, the man asks, But God, why did you make em so dumb?

God replies, Why, so they would like *men*, of course.