Top 11 Worst Things To Say at a Funeral

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11) Im spiking the punch at the reception. Thatll liven things up!

10) Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move?

9) Hey, this is the first time Grandpas been stiff in twenty years!

8) The sonofabitch is lucky hes dead. He still owes me twenty bucks!

7) (to children) Be quiet or well bury you with him.

6) Ill trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs you inherited.

5) I dont really know him/her. Im just here for the free food afterwards.

4) Its about time. I was getting sick of her whining.

3) Is this service over yet? Im gonna miss the hockey game.

2) (to Pastor performing service) So, this is what your God does, eh? Kill people and break up families? Tell me… Why do you continue to worship him? He sounds like an asshole.

1) (to widow) Well, youre officially single now. Whatcha doin Friday night?


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