Theres this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender: Sorry mister, cant give it to ya. Mushroom: Cmon, just one beer..please? Bartender: Nope, cant do it.

The mushroom looks around and says again, Cmon, just..just one beer and then Ill leave you alone. Bartender: Look, for the last time…Im not serving you the damn beer!

Finally the mushroom says to the bartender, Hey, cmon man…Im a Fun-gi!