A young man was invited to his girlfriends house for dinner and to meet his soon-to-be inlaws.

During dinner, the man realized he had to fart. He pinched his cheeks to hold it in as long as he could. But pretty soon, he was so uncomfortable, he just decided to try and let it quietly slip out (make your favorite fart sound here) and the girls father yelled, Spot! which was the family dogs name.

Well, the young man was very relieved, thinking to himself, They think the dog farted. Whew! Im safe.

As the dinner progressed, the young man broke wind a few more times and each time the girls father would yell, Spot!

Towards the end of the meal, the young man really let one rip (add your best fart sound here) and the girls father yelled, Spot! Get over here before he shits all over you!