A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. Ill help you get the wagon up later."

"Thats mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I dont think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa wont like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Dont be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."