Business language explained

PhraseMeaning
We have to be more competitiveSay goodbye to salary increases
We must focus on our core businessWe cant find our butt with both hands
You are empoweredYou are the monarch of unimportant decisions
Were re-engineering your functionAdios, Tonto, and the horse you rode in on
Training is essentialWere trying to hire some trained people
Were market drivenWe blame customers for our lack of innovation
We value employee inputWe think humor is important