Health tip – look at busty females daily

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Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over womens breasts is good for a mans health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout, declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Bouncer

Dr. Bouncer and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation, explains Dr. Bouncer. Theres no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.

Dr. Bouncer suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized D-cup or greater. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.

Dr. Bouncer says she would advise U.S. males to watch jiggle shows on TV, rent low budget women-in-prison movies and peruse mens magazines such as Playboy as often as possible.

The expert also listed several bosomy celebs whose headlights were most likely to yield a beneficial health effect. These amply endowed angels of mercy include Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore.


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