Hard drive — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard —- Place to hang your truck keys.

Window —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy —— When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem ——- How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM ——— Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte ——– First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot —— What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network —– Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse ——- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN——– To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.

Cursor —— What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit ——— A wager as in, I bit you cant spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.

digital control — What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet —— What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.