Ready-made resolutions for interneters – 1998
Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names & birthdays
Read all of the mail from all of the groups Ive subscribed to
Limit my subscriptions of e-mail jokes to a maximum of fifty
See if theres anything on those 5 1/4 disks really worth saving
Back-up 5 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
Insist that all ten best lists be strictly limited to ten
Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk
Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
Promise when I hear Where do you want to go today ? I wont laugh
Think of a password other than password to use on web sites
Try to keep Hot Bookmarks under 1,000 entries
Remember people who use low baud and mhz rates have feelings too
Stop using =-) in all inter-office memos
Start deleting stuff I havent used in over 5 years
Engage in small talk & not mention computers for at least 10 minutes
Try to think up some new resolutions before next year
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