Old and New Jokes

On one of his first nights in the White House, Dubya is awakened by the ghost of George Washington. Bush is frightened, but asks: George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? Washington advises him: Be honest above all else and set an honorable example, just as I did. This makes Bush uncomfortable, but he manages to get back to sleep. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. Tom, Dubya asks, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? Jefferson replies, Throw away your prepared remarks and speak eloquently and extemporaneously from your heart, Jefferson advises. Bush isnt sleeping well at all the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. Its Abraham Lincolns ghost and Dubya thinks finally, a Republican, Ill get some advice that I can use. Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? Bush asks hopefully. Abe answers: Go see a play.