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Jul
12. Hey, wasnt your daughter a porn queen?
11. Im surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . Im not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
8. No, I dont know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
7. Back off, Barney, Ive got a piece.
6. Want to race to the station, Sparky?
5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
4. On the way to the station lets get a six pack.
3. Youll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!
2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
1. No, YOU assume the position.